Unofficial: Gauntlet Legend Drinking Game

Since moving into our respective apartments for the school year in San Francisco, Dani, Mike and I are all left twiddling our thumbs with a lack of games, as all of our next gen systems are either out of comission or in the mail.

So, inspired by Leigh Alexander's legendary Metal Gear game, and Polybius' FFX-2 by extention, and fueled with college-educated minds, we set to work:

The Unofficial Gauntlet Legends Drinking Game

WARNING: If you're under the legal drinking age of your particular place on earth, or are otherwise averse to the idea, please refrain from reading on.

Supplies:

A reasonable amount of beer. You could try harder alcohol, but as the levels progress you'll be drinking so frequently there's always a risk of spillage. We used some 12 packs of Miller.

Rules:

1) 1 Sip - Start a level.

2) 1 Swig - Destroy an enemy spawn point.

3) 1 Gulp - Destroy a golem.

4) Finish Your Drink - Realize you're throwing axes at nothing.

Hard Mode:

5) 1 Swill - Narrator/Sorcerer says anything.

Nightmare Mode:

6) 1 Slug - You or your teammates become "IT."

Remember kids, "Friends don't let friends play two controllers at once while the first goes to the bathroom." This could lead to serious character injury, and - quite assuridly - death.

Play Responsibly.